*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties